“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” — Robert Frost
「所謂『銀行』就是：你去跟它借一把雨傘，而它會在開始下雨的時候要求你把雨傘歸還。」──羅伯佛斯特（詩人）
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” — Robert Frost
「所謂『銀行』就是：你去跟它借一把雨傘，而它會在開始下雨的時候要求你把雨傘歸還。」──羅伯佛斯特（詩人）
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
–Bill Cosby
「替你小孩起名的時候最好在名字最後一個音節以母音結尾，這樣以後在吼他時會有很大的用處。」──比爾加士比（演員）
“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” — Woody Allen
「我的愛情生活真的很遭。最後一次我進入女人的身體是在參觀自由女神像時。」──伍迪艾倫（導演）
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” — Mark Twain
「讓你保持健康的唯一方法就是：吃你不想吃的，喝你不愛喝的，還有做你永遠不想做的事。」──馬克吐溫（作家）
“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” — Pablo Picasso
「電腦根本一點用處都沒有，它只能給你最終的答案。」──巴勃羅畢卡索（畫家）