“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” — Albert Einstein
「世上只有兩件事是永恆的,一是宇宙,一是人類的愚蠢,而我不確定前者。」– 愛因斯坦(科學家)


“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” — Albert Einstein
「世上只有兩件事是永恆的,一是宇宙,一是人類的愚蠢,而我不確定前者。」– 愛因斯坦(科學家)

“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.” — A. Whitney Brown
「連炸彈都比一般高中生聰明。起碼它們知道哪裡是科威特。」– 亞倫.惠特尼.布朗(演員)

“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.” — Unknown
「女人就像手機,她們喜歡被緊握,也喜歡別人跟她們說話,但是只要你按錯按鍵,就會立刻被斷線。」– 無名氏

“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.” — Arthur McBride Bloch
「結論就是你已懶得再接下去細想之處。」– 麥克布萊德.布羅許(作家)

“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.” — Fred Allen
「我太了解法律了。它就像在我畢業之後,我控告學校並贏得官司,學費就拿回來了。」– 佛萊德艾倫(演員)

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