“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” — Robert Frost
「所謂『銀行』就是:你去跟它借一把雨傘,而它會在開始下雨的時候要求你把雨傘歸還。」──羅伯佛斯特(詩人)

“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” — Robert Frost
「所謂『銀行』就是:你去跟它借一把雨傘,而它會在開始下雨的時候要求你把雨傘歸還。」──羅伯佛斯特(詩人)


“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
–Bill Cosby

「替你小孩起名的時候最好在名字最後一個音節以母音結尾,這樣以後在吼他時會有很大的用處。」──比爾加士比(演員)

“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” — Woody Allen
「我的愛情生活真的很遭。最後一次我進入女人的身體是在參觀自由女神像時。」──伍迪艾倫(導演)

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” — Mark Twain
「讓你保持健康的唯一方法就是:吃你不想吃的,喝你不愛喝的,還有做你永遠不想做的事。」──馬克吐溫(作家)

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” — Pablo Picasso
「電腦根本一點用處都沒有,它只能給你最終的答案。」──巴勃羅畢卡索(畫家)

 

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