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“For being different, it’s easy. But to be unique, it’s a complicated thing.”  –by Lady Gaga.
「要成為與眾不同是非常簡單的,然而要獨樹一格並且出類拔粹卻非常複雜。」–女神卡卡(歌手)

“For being different, it’s easy. But to be unique, it’s a complicated thing.”  –by Lady Gaga.
「要成為與眾不同是非常簡單的,然而要獨樹一格並且出類拔粹卻非常複雜。」–女神卡卡(歌手)

“America can’t beat anyone anymore.”  –by George Clooney
「美國已經不能擊倒任何其他國家了。」 — 喬治克隆尼(演員)

“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”  –by Barack Obama
「看著,小的時候,我呼吸相當頻繁,這就是重點。」  –奧巴馬總統

“Mr Garrison: Come on kids don’t be shy, what’s 5 times 2?
Clyde: 12?
Mr Garrison: Ok, now let’s get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard” – from South Park
葛屁老師:「小朋友來別害羞,五乘以二是多少呀?」
克萊:「12?」
葛屁老師:「好,我們把問題交給下一個腦袋正常的同學回答。」 — 南方公園(影集)

“A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’.”  — by Woody Allen
「一字定義『口服避孕藥』:我問一位女子要不要跟我上床,而她說:『不要!』。」  — 伍迪愛倫(導演)

 

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