“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” — Albert Einstein
「世上只有兩件事是永恆的，一是宇宙，一是人類的愚蠢，而我不確定前者。」– 愛因斯坦（科學家）
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” — Albert Einstein
「世上只有兩件事是永恆的，一是宇宙，一是人類的愚蠢，而我不確定前者。」– 愛因斯坦（科學家）
“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.” — A. Whitney Brown
「連炸彈都比一般高中生聰明。起碼它們知道哪裡是科威特。」– 亞倫．惠特尼．布朗（演員）
“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.” — Unknown
「女人就像手機，她們喜歡被緊握，也喜歡別人跟她們說話，但是只要你按錯按鍵，就會立刻被斷線。」– 無名氏
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.” — Arthur McBride Bloch
「結論就是你已懶得再接下去細想之處。」– 麥克布萊德．布羅許（作家）
“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.” — Fred Allen
「我太了解法律了。它就像在我畢業之後，我控告學校並贏得官司，學費就拿回來了。」– 佛萊德艾倫（演員）