“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” — Robert Frost
「所谓『银行』就是：你去跟它借一把雨伞，而它会在开始下雨的时候要求你把雨伞归还。」──罗伯佛斯特（诗人）
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” — Robert Frost
「所谓『银行』就是：你去跟它借一把雨伞，而它会在开始下雨的时候要求你把雨伞归还。」──罗伯佛斯特（诗人）
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
–Bill Cosby
「替你小孩起名的时候最好在名字最后一个音节以母音结尾，这样以后在吼他时会有很大的用处。」──比尔加士比（演员）
“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.” — Woody Allen
「我的爱情生活真的很遭。最后一次我进入女人的身体是在参观自由女神像时。」──伍迪艾伦（导演）
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” — Mark Twain
「让你保持健康的唯一方法就是：吃你不想吃的，喝你不爱喝的，还有做你永远不想做的事。」──马克吐温（作家）
“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” — Pablo Picasso
「电脑根本一点用处都没有，它只能给你最终的答案。」──巴勃罗毕卡索（画家）