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“For being different, it’s easy. But to be unique, it’s a complicated thing.”  –by Lady Gaga.
「要成为与众不同是非常简单的,然而要独树一格并且出类拔粹却非常复杂。」–女神卡卡(歌手)

“For being different, it’s easy. But to be unique, it’s a complicated thing.”  –by Lady Gaga.
「要成为与众不同是非常简单的,然而要独树一格并且出类拔粹却非常复杂。」–女神卡卡(歌手)

“America can’t beat anyone anymore.”  –by George Clooney
「美国已经不能击倒任何其他国家了。」 — 乔治克隆尼(演员)

“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”  –by Barack Obama
「看着,小的时候,我呼吸相当频繁,这就是重点。」  –奥巴马总统

“Mr Garrison: Come on kids don’t be shy, what’s 5 times 2?
Clyde: 12?
Mr Garrison: Ok, now let’s get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard” – from South Park
葛屁老师:「小朋友来别害羞,五乘以二是多少呀?」
克莱:「12?」
葛屁老师:「好,我们把问题交给下一个脑袋正常的同学回答。」 — 南方公园(影集)

“A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’.”  — by Woody Allen
「一字定义『口服避孕药』:我问一位女子要不要跟我上床,而她说:『不要!』。」  — 伍迪爱伦(导演)

 

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