“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” — Albert Einstein
「世上只有两件事是永恒的，一是宇宙，一是人类的愚蠢，而我不确定前者。」– 爱因斯坦（科学家）
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” — Albert Einstein
「世上只有两件事是永恒的，一是宇宙，一是人类的愚蠢，而我不确定前者。」– 爱因斯坦（科学家）
“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.” — A. Whitney Brown
「连炸弹都比一般高中生聪明。起码它们知道哪里是科威特。」– 亚伦．惠特尼．布朗（演员）
“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.” — Unknown
「女人就像手机，她们喜欢被紧握，也喜欢别人跟她们说话，但是只要你按错按键，就会立刻被断线。」– 无名氏
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.” — Arthur McBride Bloch
「结论就是你已懒得再接下去细想之处。」– 麦克布莱德．布罗许（作家）
“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.” — Fred Allen
「我太了解法律了。它就像在我毕业之后，我控告学校并赢得官司，学费就拿回来了。」– 佛莱德艾伦（演员）